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Ode to Razor Blade


One night in the bathroom

Was all it took

Looking at your new look

Is what inspired me

I want to be a razor blade

I want to keep you looking sharp.

In the new years

A goatee is perfect.

Let me cut your new moustache

And I swear

I’ll get you those

Super models.

Yes I’ll risk getting dull

Just let me be a razor blade

In your bathroom

Next to the Listerine and Advil

While I remain sharp

No cuts or scrapes

More shiny than old

Forget the new electric blades

Ill be there for all your hair care needs

And after the first use, Ill be there a few more times

So go on

I’m half metal

Anyways.