Ode to Razor Blade
One night in the bathroom
Was all it took
Looking at your new look
Is what inspired me
I want to be a razor blade
I want to keep you looking sharp.
In the new years
A goatee is perfect.
Let me cut your new moustache
And I swear
I’ll get you those
Super models.
Yes I’ll risk getting dull
Just let me be a razor blade
In your bathroom
Next to the Listerine and Advil
While I remain sharp
No cuts or scrapes
More shiny than old
Forget the new electric blades
Ill be there for all your hair care needs
And after the first use, Ill be there a few more times
So go on
I’m half metal
Anyways.
Was all it took
Looking at your new look
Is what inspired me
I want to be a razor blade
I want to keep you looking sharp.
In the new years
A goatee is perfect.
Let me cut your new moustache
And I swear
I’ll get you those
Super models.
Yes I’ll risk getting dull
Just let me be a razor blade
In your bathroom
Next to the Listerine and Advil
While I remain sharp
No cuts or scrapes
More shiny than old
Forget the new electric blades
Ill be there for all your hair care needs
And after the first use, Ill be there a few more times
So go on
I’m half metal
Anyways.